Failure As A Service (FaaS)

Enterprise-grade disappointment, delivered on demand.

Quick start

curl -s https:///v1/failure

Click the button for a fresh excuse.

Categories: general, business, devops, security, product

tone=spicy is opt-in and may contain profanity.

Endpoints

GET /v1/failure = one failure
GET /v1/failure/batch?n=5 = many failures
GET /v1/categories = category list
GET /healthz = health check

Parameters

category: one of the categories above
format: json (default) or text
seed: deterministic output (useful for tests/demos)
tone: safe (default) or spicy (may contain swearing)

If the failure itself fails, we respond with: I… don’t know what to say.